Ummm… No.

Ummm, no - Valentine's Day eCard

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Audio Humor from Smartasses – Rebel Smurf!

Hey Sailor

Hey Sailor - Valentine's Day eCard

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Grandma

Grandma - Valentine's Day eCard

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in the voice of Sean Connery or Matthew McConaughey for only $5!

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Star Trek Dweebs need lots of love on Valentine’s Day too!