You Complete Me

You Complete Me - Valentine's Day eCard


Say “I Love You” with a pair of Smartasses Signature Pink Chucks!

Send Valentine’s Day Voice Mail Greetings
in the voice of your favorite celebrity for only $5!

Make a Valentine’s Day Day Mix Tape, or other unique
Valentine’s Day Gift Ideas for under $10!

Furries need lots of love on Valentine’s Day too!

Super Bowl

Super Bowl - Free Super Bowl eCard


LFL & Retro USFL T-shirts from Smartasses Gifts For Geeks!

See why Smartasses says Guy Fieri and his Ritz Rockin Super Bowl
‘Recipes’ should be Voted Off The Island!

Rate the 2010-2011 Superbowl Commercials!

Lingerie Football League News!

Jive Turkey



Funky Jive Turkey Dyno-Mite Naomi Hit Me Afro T-Shirts from Smartasses!

Send Barack Obama Voice Mail Greetings and Prank Phone Calls
to friends & family for only $5!

Naomi Campbell’s Bio & Social Networking Links on Smartasses!